Posted On: 10/13/2014 10:42:10 AM
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"HE'S RIGHT!"
Four Rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one.
Finally, the odd Rabbi appealed to a higher authority.
"God!" he cried. "I know I'm right. Please, a sign to prove it to them!"
Suddenly, from a clear day, it snowed. "See? A sign!"
"No!" said one of the others, "A little snow in winter is unusual?"
So again, "Please, God, a bigger sign!"
A huge icicle brought a tree tumbling. "See? A sign!"
"A sign of nature!" they insisted, again still making it three to one.
Just as the fourth Rabbi was about to beg for an even bigger sign, the sky blackened and a booming voice intoned,
"HE'S RIGHT!"
The fourth Rabbi, hands on his hips,said "Well?"
The others shrugged, "Okay, so now it's three to two."
Four Rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one.
Finally, the odd Rabbi appealed to a higher authority.
"God!" he cried. "I know I'm right. Please, a sign to prove it to them!"
Suddenly, from a clear day, it snowed. "See? A sign!"
"No!" said one of the others, "A little snow in winter is unusual?"
So again, "Please, God, a bigger sign!"
A huge icicle brought a tree tumbling. "See? A sign!"
"A sign of nature!" they insisted, again still making it three to one.
Just as the fourth Rabbi was about to beg for an even bigger sign, the sky blackened and a booming voice intoned,
"HE'S RIGHT!"
The fourth Rabbi, hands on his hips,said "Well?"
The others shrugged, "Okay, so now it's three to two."
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