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Posted On: 10/13/2014 10:42:10 AM
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Posted By: acc724
"HE'S RIGHT!"
Four Rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one.
Finally, the odd Rabbi appealed to a higher authority.
"God!" he cried. "I know I'm right. Please, a sign to prove it to them!"
Suddenly, from a clear day, it snowed. "See? A sign!"
"No!" said one of the others, "A little snow in winter is unusual?"
So again, "Please, God, a bigger sign!"
A huge icicle brought a tree tumbling. "See? A sign!"
"A sign of nature!" they insisted, again still making it three to one.
Just as the fourth Rabbi was about to beg for an even bigger sign, the sky blackened and a booming voice intoned,
"HE'S RIGHT!"
The fourth Rabbi, hands on his hips,said "Well?"
The others shrugged, "Okay, so now it's three to two."

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