Lol, good thinking don't go anywhere near that chit without a hazmat suit and editor. But you know as well as I and the other 1400 odd witless (presently that editor could put together a nice little book of Nitizismzzz for what?.. $20 a pop... (hang on..... 20 x 1430 = $28,600+tax . Something 'witty' for the troops during these challenging times and Nit will probably be needin bucks soon.
Nitty have you tried freeweibo.com?.
Cheers Lotto!.