Here's one for all for you Witches in the crowd....
Two old guys, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for sex.....
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men, she'd use "blow-up" dolls instead.
She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started walking home and began to talk about their experience.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked, or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch. When I nibbled on her boob..... she farted and flew out the window!"