I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double"? 'What's that'? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's you’re lucky night.' We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:



'MOM, You Still Awake?'