Reminds me of a story.

A city slicker wanted to start a farm and rode into town to buy some livestock.First he went to the livestock dealer and asked for a chicken.The dealer said "you must not be from around here,we call them "pullets".The "newbie" said sorry,and I would also like a rooster.The dealer said,yep yer new ok,we call them cocks.

The "slicker" said "sorry" again and asked for a donkey as well.The dealer said "my you have a lot to learn"We call them an ass,and sold him one. 

As the "newbie" was walking to the truck,the donkey broke away and started trotting down the street.Panicked,the "newbie" ran up to a lady who was close by and yelled in fever pitch,"Please hold my Cock and Pullet while I grab my ASS"!!!

Kelt