FLASH NEWS REPORT

We have recieved ,from the North Pole,a list from Santa revealing some of the gifts he will be delivering on Christmas to some of the CTIX "crowd".

It reads as follows:

For the Market Makers the good news is , you will each recieve a keg of Guiness and a lifesize "female blow up doll".Bad news is the kegs have holes in them and the dolls dont.(I'm invested in CTIX too you know).

For Leo and Dr.Menon.You will each recieve 5 "Hawaiian"style shirts and 5 pairs of "khaki"style shorts and sandals as well as 2 pairs of Gucci sunglasses for use when you buy your So.Pacific Island.

For Andrew,a personalized,monogrammed "straight jacket" and medication holder with day and time alarm to remind when it's time to take your meds.

For the Grubinator,a 24x36 inch photo of the "Wicked witch of the East" and her monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.Personally autographed by the "Witch"herself and all the monkeys.

For the staff at Dana Farber,a voucher for 4 weeks each paid vacation as well as memberships on the "MAG7"mailing list.

For BIG JEFF ,Hardware and software for "Dragon Naturally Speaking" so he can dictate his posts and not risk Carpal Tunnel from all his posting.

For Biomanbaba,a cast iron table and a pair of boxing gloves so he doesn't hurt himself as well as 2 dozen golf balls with the CTIX logo and personally signed by Leo and Dr.Menon.

For Seel,a voucher for 20 Irish Music CD's of her choice and a CTIX engraved Waterford Crystal beer mug.

For The Progressive,A brand new Ipad that actually works right as well as an expanded "Sticky"section on the "Hangout".

For Drano,a computer with a keyboard that has only has number keys and one function key on it "BUY CTIX" (Again , to avoid Carpal Tunnel)

Kelt on the other hand is a difficult one .I'm still thinking.Single Malts?"Dick Tracy"paraphenalia?

Signed , Santa

We'll update if we hear more "NEWS AS IT NEVER HAPPENED"

Kelt