new Neighbor


just moved in
single, lives across street
very attractive, fantastic figure
can see her house out my front window
when she came home today, to my surprise, walked up the driveway
knocked on my door
i could not open it fast enough
she looks at me and says "i just got home and I'm so horny! i have this urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! are you busy tonight? "
i replied "I'm free...no plans at all"

then she said "good, can you watch my dog"