KELT . . . he IS "The Most Interesting Man " on the CTIX IH board!

He lives vicariously through himself.

• 2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

• 3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

• 4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

• 5) His shirts never wrinkle.

• 6) He is left-handed and right-handed.

• 7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

•  The police often question him just because they find him interesting.