Confused?!.................

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies. 

Internal Revenue 'Service' 
Postal 'Service' 
Telephone 'Service' 
Cable TV 'Service' 
Civil 'Service' 
City, Provincial & Public 'Service' 
Customer 'Service' 

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. 

 
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them
said he had hired a bull to 'service' his cows. 
 

BAM!!! It all came into focus.

 
 
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!!!!