An elder man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I don't know how this happened but I was driving around town the other night. There were these two girls hitchhiking so I picked them up. We drove around for awhile, I had the music playing, we were joking and laughing and ended going to a hotel where I made love to both of them all night long".
The priest says, "I am horrified! That's no way for an elderly Catholic man to be acting!"
The man replies, "I'm NOT Catholic!"
"You're not Catholic?", asks the priests. "Then why are you telling me this?"
"Hell!", says the man. "I'm telling everybody!"