Haha, wisdom from the OJ ordeal - if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit! Just be sure to buy a glove and a mask one size down for plausible deniability. Best of luck to you in your bird drowning adventure, I just hope the taxidermist isn't a Hangout member

We're at an advantage for marksmanship training here, as the backside of our four acre plot (at the end of our land) is 37 acres of solids woods. Any stray rounds from our backyard would be stopped by foliage five feet into the wood line. I don't have any pesky wildlife to shoot at, but I am plagued by GIANT garden spiders that love to find their way into the pool at night. It's a beautiful setup, but enjoying the pool after dark is an exercise in futility due to the spiders, beetles, and moths that can't keep themselves away from the pool light. Shooting spiders in the pool probably wouldn't end well for the integrity of the pool, so I'll refrain.