A Japanese couple was having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki."
Wife replies: "Kowanini!"
Husband says: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband replies angrily: "Na miaou kina tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this as if you understand Japanese! Unbelievable! I knew you would read anything as long as it's about sex.