To live longer move south 

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously 
You are going to die anyway, so live life 

Medical Term Redneck Definition 
Artery - The study of paintings 
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria 
Barium - What doctors do when patients die 
Benign - What you be, after you be eight 
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome 
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty 
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her 
Colic - A sheep dog 
Coma - A punctuation mark 
Dilate - To live long 
Enema - Not a friend 
Fester - Quicker than someone else 
Fibula - A small lie 
Impotent - Distinguished, well known 
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work 
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane 
Morbid - A higher offer 
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, 
Normally more money than Days 
Node - I knew it 
Outpatient - A person who has fainted 
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis 
Post Operative - A letter carrier 
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery 
Rectum - Nearly killed him 
Secretion - Hiding something 
Seizure - Roman Emperor 
Tablet - A small table 
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport 
Tumor - One plus one more 
Urine - Opposite of you're out