A Jewish Mother answers the phone.. Hello...... Hi Ma, it's me. How are you?.....Oy, I haven't heard from you in forever!..........I'm sorry Ma, the kids, soccer, violin, the office, but how are you Mom?..........Oy, not so good Abe...........What's wrong Ma?...................Oy, I haven't eaten in 4 days................ Mom, why?...............Oy, I didn't want my mouth should be full in case you called....