An Italian butcher lived in a flat over his shop. One night he was
woken by strange noises coming from the shop?
He tiptoed downstairs and there he saw his 24-year-old daughter
masturbating with a huge salami.
He sighed to himself and went back to bed.
The next day a customer walked in the butcher's shop and asked the
butcher for some salami.
"I'm sorry, I don't have any," the butcher explained.
"But what's that hanging up on that hook over there?" she cried.
"That, lady," he said, "is my son-in-law!"