No kidding, but I have my wife's family everyday trying to help me. The crew I have working the ranch look at me sideways. But I have moved from the blonde hair blue eyed gringo to just gringo, so that is a plus. And now the family knows My house is Venezuela and a lot has changed, now I have help from the locals. It is a crazy life I live, but very relaxed life.
I have been accepted as a local even though my Spanish needs attention
You made me laugh , TY.