Flash News Report

We have been informed that Andrew is stepping down from the CIA (Cellceutix Information Association) relationship that he has had .

It appears that email records implicate his involvement in a (verbal) affair  with an  (elderly) worshiper,(er  um strike that) woman  from an info gathering agency called "ISNUB".

Andrew will not be investigated to see if any relevant "sensitive" info was compromised as Andrew has clearly demonstrated the inability to know real information anyway. 

The mysterious woman involved in this "SCANDAL" has been identified but is not being revealed as a condition for Andrew's future behavior and compliance.(Blackmail anybody? hehehe)

Leo  responded  to our email saying he is pleased that the "loose connection" has been exposed and that this could place Andrew in such hot water for all the erroneous info circulating that Andrew could be held responsible to clean up after every CTIX MADE ME RICH party and subsequent ANNIVERSARY parties as well as private parties by individual CTIX investors.

There will be a website set up to arrange for party cleanups called ISCRUB.ORG or you can call 1-800-CLEAN-ME .We will let our readers know when these are operational.

The mysterious woman (whose ID has not been revealed) has sent us sxathing emails referring to us as "Yard Bosses and Bullies".

NEWS AS IT NEVER HAPPENED