Even though it's collegehumor, I actually think there would be HUGE problems if some loud-speaking person (especially with a shrilly voice) started yapping away nonstop about how her boyfriend bought her a $0.25 plastic ring from a grocery store quarter machine, blah blah blah....or how some guy just hit 20 pounds on the squat rack, and how he feels like he needs to up-take his protein to keep up with all the muscle he's not building...

Clearly, I have issues.