Thought you might like that. I had to Dictate it into my iPhone. I couldn't stop laughing!

Did I say dictate? Reminds me of a joke.

Buckwheat and buttspread were in class at school. The teacher said Buckwheat, use the word dictate in a sentence.

Buckwheat says, "Hey buttspread. How my Dick -Tate last night? O-Tay?"