Can you give me a little clarification on this character you call buttspread? Trying to figure out what his name really means. Is it:

1. What he puts on his toast in the morning?

2. The duty he performs on demand when ordered by his supervisor?

I'm guessing it's #1, because you called him a dipshit. Isn't that the tasty snack that he favors it parties?

Thanks in advance for clearing up my confusion.