I am trying to help raise money for a gentleman who seems to have legal issues for allegedly bashing stock. Since my stock value has suffered due to repeated bashing I am unable to make financial contributions although I did place the following post filled with what I believe to be good and free advise under the circumstances. Some of you who know me will appreciate that I am being sincere in my efforts.

http://www.gofundme.com/b7pgmk

Sorry, I don't have any extra money to donate. Some guy bashing stock caused my portfolio value to take a dump but hey, I am sure you are just misunderstood. I do want to try to help you though so I am offering you some advise in the event you may require new housing compliments of the government. 1. Don't stay in general population because gang bangers generally do not "rehabilitate" 2. Move into SNY status, this means you claim enemy concerns or something similar and get transferred to a special needs yard. 3. get a lower, lower chrono, this gives you lower tier and lower bunk 4. consider EOP status because as an extended outpatient you can attend groups an hour a day or more. 5. Don't cause trouble or you will end up in AdSeg (administrative segregation) and 5. get some lube cause you are going to need it for your man purse.