Posted On: 07/26/2014 6:50:04 PM
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TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
They say: "Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!", the priest exclaimed.
Then he thought for a moment ...
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have
taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Andrew.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop
saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded. "This may
very well be the solution." The following day,
she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest ushered her in, and the woman saw that his
two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence ...
Shocked, Andrew the male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and says,
"Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have finally been answered!"
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
They say: "Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!", the priest exclaimed.
Then he thought for a moment ...
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have
taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Andrew.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop
saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded. "This may
very well be the solution." The following day,
she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest ushered her in, and the woman saw that his
two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence ...
Shocked, Andrew the male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and says,
"Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have finally been answered!"
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