A conversation in heaven..........................

SYLVIA: 
Hi! Wanda. 

WANDA: 
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 

SYLVIA: 
I froze to death. 

WANDA: 
How horrible! 

SYLVIA: 
It wasn't so bad.. After I quit shaking from 
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, 
and finally died a peaceful death. 
What about you? 

WANDA: 
I died of a massive heart attack. 
I suspected that my husband was cheating, 
so I came home early to catch him in the act. 
But instead, I found him all by himself 
in the den watching TV. 

SYLVIA: 
So, what happened? 

WANDA: 
I was so sure there was another woman 
there somewhere that I started running 
all over the house looking. I ran up into 
the attic and searched, and down into the 
basement. Then I went through every closet 
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up 
until I had looked everywhere, and finally 
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over 
with a heart attack and died. 

SYLVIA: 
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer 
---we'd both still be alive.