Dontcha know that startups are expected to take 8-10 years before they stop hemorrhaging money and getting charged with fraud?

Lying to investors (known in some circles as "fraud" ) is an expected and necessary component of the first decade of any revolutionary game-changer.

That's why all the CONsultants started loading up at +$6.00 four years ago, and have been averaging down ever since!

Wait a minute...how does that make sense again?