Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...I'm so glad that this is my last God-damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!
So I called my baby girl, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last God-damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on that bitches face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what that bitch had to say and what she looked like.. As my baby girl walked through the door,
I said, "Now what did that bitch have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my father...