Posted On: 07/14/2014 9:52:16 AM
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NEW DRUG IDENTIFICATION
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen,
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on...
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on......
Mycoxafailin.
Other names considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin and Mythingsadanglin.
Top ten marketing slogans being considered by Viagra:
10. Viagra, it’s “Whaazzzzz Up!”
9. Viagra. The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra. Like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight!
6. Viagra, be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, connect and create something!
2. Viagra, just do it!
And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis…. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen,
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on...
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on......
Mycoxafailin.
Other names considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin and Mythingsadanglin.
Top ten marketing slogans being considered by Viagra:
10. Viagra, it’s “Whaazzzzz Up!”
9. Viagra. The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra. Like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight!
6. Viagra, be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, connect and create something!
2. Viagra, just do it!
And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis…. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
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