FLASH NEWS REPORT

It has been reported that "Andrew" has determined that "Sandy" will be here for 2 more months.

His co-worker literally carried Andrew outside from the office and Andrew did , in fact see his shadow meaning 8 more weeks.

We spoke to Andrew by phone and he said he has been online running the storm tracking satalite-radar loop for over an hour and the storm keeps returning to where it started , so at that rate of movement , it will take forever , not just 8 weeks.

It must be true because his ardent admirer,the "Grub-inator on ISNUB totally agrees with him.

Meanwhile Dr.Shapiro has been consulting with the Psych unit at Mass.General to see when they will have an opening for Andrew although they were not sure,they did say that they were in the planning stages for a 2 room wing just for the 2 of them , or was it 4 of them (they suspect multiple personalities BTW).

NEWS AS IT NEVER HAPPENED

Kelt