Posted On: 07/04/2014 5:57:50 PM
Post# of 5246
BAPTISM
A drunken man stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stands next to the preacher.
The minister notices the old drunk and says: “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?’
The drunk looks back and says; “Yes preacher, I am sure.”
The minister pushes the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
“Have you found Jesus?” the preacher asks
“Nooo I didn’t!” said the drunk
The preacher then pushes him under the water for quite a while and brings him up and asks: “Now my brother, have you found Jesus?”
“Nooo, I have not Reverend!” says the drunk
The preacher in disgust holds the man under the water for about 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone: “Now, have you found Jesus yet?”
The drunk wipes his eyes looks at the preacher and asks: “Are you sure this is where he fell in???”
A drunken man stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stands next to the preacher.
The minister notices the old drunk and says: “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?’
The drunk looks back and says; “Yes preacher, I am sure.”
The minister pushes the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
“Have you found Jesus?” the preacher asks
“Nooo I didn’t!” said the drunk
The preacher then pushes him under the water for quite a while and brings him up and asks: “Now my brother, have you found Jesus?”
“Nooo, I have not Reverend!” says the drunk
The preacher in disgust holds the man under the water for about 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone: “Now, have you found Jesus yet?”
The drunk wipes his eyes looks at the preacher and asks: “Are you sure this is where he fell in???”
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