A priest was sitting in his confessional booth awaiting confessions; he had to go to the bathroom ever so badly. He peered out the back of the booth and saw the church janitor and motioned him over. The Priest explained the situation, " I have got to go, I have the penance written on the list, right here, just tell them how many Hail Mary's and Our Fathers to do after they tell you their sin" The janitor agrees to fill in and the priest runs for the restroom...
In comes little Tommy Harris "Bless me father I have sinned, I lied to my mommy" Janitor scans the List "Lying". He says’ do 5 Hail Mary's and 5 Our Fathers and it will be ok son.’
In comes little Susie Linesky "Bless me father for I have sinned, I cheated on my test at school" the Janitor scans the list "Cheating” ok, ‘Do 10 Hail Mary's and five Our Fathers it will be Ok’
Then in comes Jessica Nobles " Bless me Father for I have sinned I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband" Janitor looks down the list "Blow Job, Blow Job, Shit...no Blow Job" He peers out the back of the booth hoping to see the Priest returning, to no avail. He sees an altar boy and motions him over. "Please son, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"
To which the altar boy replies, "Well, usually a Pepsi and a bag of chips"