So it's Grandmas 100th birthday.
She has been placed a wheelchair, observing all the wonderfulness of her family, so many...
A beautiful summers day, with a cool breeze, mint juleps, sweet tea, well, the whole nine yards.
Taking it all in, she leans to the right and not a moment later comes one of her daughters with a pillow and shoves it on the right side of the chair.
Later, she leans to the left and again one of her daughters rams a pillow down the right side of her chair.
They are confident she will not fall out, when she leans forward.
Well, yet another daughter with yet another pillow comes and straps it to her front.
Grandma ain't gonna fall out of that chair.
A few minuets later, her favorite Grandson shows up and goes straight up to her, unlike the rest of the pack, who are only there for the food and never even acknowledged her.
"Happy Birthday Grandma, How are you doing?"
"Oh, Johnny, I'm just wonderful, except for one thing" she says
"What is it Grandma?" Johnny asked
"Well dear, they won't let me fart"