I'm FREE! My prison term at iFlub has been commuted! I was released from iFlub jail this afternoon by the first reasonable iFlub admin (Dan) I have had the pleasure of speaking with. I have to wear an ankle bracelet for 60 days which requires I stay in my yard which prohibits Guinness runs.

I am on 1 year probation and have been told should I break probation I will be tossed back in jail and be required to make license plates for every one of the 87,563 golf carts at The Villages. All the plates must read, "I LOV Gov"