Posted On: 06/20/2014 8:28:27 PM
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**How I lost my teeth**
....I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
..She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
..I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
....My dental surgery is on Monday.
....I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
..She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
..I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
....My dental surgery is on Monday.
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