Well, if there's nothing about the stock to celebrate, at least there's the number of views on a stock message board about the stock to feel good about.

All it takes is for one person to have installed the ReloadEvery app on their Firefox browser to automatically reload the webpage every 5s for a couple hours each day and drive up those page-view stats, and voila!

I suppose it's a more "feel good" way to pass the time, by comparison to talking about idle processors, or why the stock has lost 98% of its value over the last few years.