You need to get back on your meds. Maybe you could look into pet insurance and buy the pet equivalent for cheaper? Maybe you could start a following that ignores so called "reality". Maybe you could sell them all polos that read "I listen to: Any1butyou". See what I did there? Since it's an ignore group?

Call it, "Welcome to Ignore". We'll have Taco Tuesdays starting tonight. BYOB.