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For Immediate release:
CJC, Inc. (PINKSHEETS: CJC) hereby announces its intention to go public. CJC has taken the traditional IPO model and turned it on its head. In fact, "turning heads" is what we do best. Instead of the traditional IPO model, CJC has taken on a unique ownership model that is sure to change the industry. CJC has designed a 1-page document that outlines the qualifications necessary to take ownership in the company. These qualifications include lying, cheating, stealing, and trolling public message boards spewing utter nonsense. No money is required. No purchase of shares in required. A simple signature on this 1-page document will immediately give you a 10% ownership in the company. As an added bonus, if you are a convicted felon, you will be given an additional 2% ownership in the company.
About CJC, Inc: CJC is bunch of losers.
Safe Harbor statement: there is no safe harbor with us. We will lie and cheat to take everything you have.
Investor Relations: 1-800-LIE-LOSE
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