oh my man, you can chill in Texas with a yellow jacket sandwich with a fire ant spread and a few scorpions for crunch,.......a little spicy, so don't use yellow beer to wash it down

.......start out with 2 slices of bread with a dab of fruit or meat in the middle of one slice to get the yellow jackets started,......the rest should follow.......use other slice to catch and hold in place when ready, meantime watch tv while sandwich prepares itself


........been on ready so long, I'm afraid I'll be stuck in place when filings hit the fan. Wife may use me as statuary at home as she makes a dash to the bank. Man!! Life is Good!