You live in Cincinnati, right? If so, just go to Newport and mail it. There is no law against that. It is in the same state. Now if you were mailing for a profit, that would be a different story. I will pay for western union, the expense of the bottle..

This just donned on me, and I can't believe that I hadn't thought of that yet, lol.

Sometimes pennies are so stressful that the obvious answer supersedes us.