Students at a school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.





One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!



His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:



Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99



Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read



Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill



Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing