A cocoa plantation owner in Nicaragua was having a problem with his plants.
He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation.
"Your problem can easily be solved if you cover the base of each plant with
cat manure!" advised the agronomist.
With some difficulty and great expense the owner was able to secure enough
cat manure for his plants. The plants produced a bumper crop of cocoa,
with just a minor problem ........ they tasted a bit strange.
With some concern, the plantation owner called his distributor in the
United States and asked, "Harry, do you think you can sell cocoa that tastes
a little like pussy?"
"I'm not sure," Harry answered, "but, if you can figure out a way to make
pussy taste a little like cocoa, we'll make a fortune!"