PANTIES ON A PLANE!
Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip
for The very first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me
on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some
Floe resant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down
and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...

What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for
da black box first'