Weird...
Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign!

Marriage.
When dating goes too far.

Please don't ask me how my week was.
You don't care, you just want to tell me about yours. And I don't care....so don't.

It's awkward touching hands with a woman
in a popcorn bag. Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know you're eating her popcorn.

Every warning label has an awesome back story.