I could have taken a bank check to the Scottrade branch - it would take about 2 hours to clear that way or they said they could place any trades for me immediately w/ certified check in hand.
If I was sitting down at someone's desk I really believe they may have felt compelled to "have a talk" with me after seeing the breakdown of my portfolio - like many others here I am without a doubt all in (except for wife's portfolio which I have no shot at touching if I want to remain married).