George W. Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they
sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers
were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
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As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the
aftershave.
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Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think
I’ve been in a whorehouse.”
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The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?”
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Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”