A man enters a bar and orders a double whiskey on the rocks. The bartender asks him what is wrong? The man replies that he just found out his son are homosexual. The next day the man returns to the bar and orders a double whiskey on the rocks again. The bartender again asks him what is wrong? The man replies that he found out that his other son is also a homosexual. The bartender asks him if anyone in his family likes pussy? The man replies "yes, my two daughters."

Hope no one takes offence--just a joke.