Posted On: 04/30/2014 1:14:01 PM
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Oh my gosh. This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. So true too!
IH Admin [Shelly] Saturday, March 22, 2014 10:59:46 AM
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Satan Saturday, March 22, 2014 12:25:30 PM
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Technically speaking, you are not in the Jailhouse per se. You are housed in our newly opened Utter Fools Rehabilitation Center.
You have been selected to take part in a three month test program whose purpose is to determine whether by separating fools from the like-minded idiots who daily reinforce their laughably stupid conspiracy theories, we can reestablish in them some semblance of rational thought.
Step One is difficult but essential. At mess hall tonight, I want you to stand up and announce, "My name is AlanC, and I am a dumbass." I know you will be resistant to this, but take your ego out of it and think about it. It's pretty obvious.
Good luck and welcome to the U.F.R.C.
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IH Admin [Shelly] Saturday, March 22, 2014 10:59:46 AM
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Satan Saturday, March 22, 2014 12:25:30 PM
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Technically speaking, you are not in the Jailhouse per se. You are housed in our newly opened Utter Fools Rehabilitation Center.
You have been selected to take part in a three month test program whose purpose is to determine whether by separating fools from the like-minded idiots who daily reinforce their laughably stupid conspiracy theories, we can reestablish in them some semblance of rational thought.
Step One is difficult but essential. At mess hall tonight, I want you to stand up and announce, "My name is AlanC, and I am a dumbass." I know you will be resistant to this, but take your ego out of it and think about it. It's pretty obvious.
Good luck and welcome to the U.F.R.C.
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