Calm down... sloooooowwwwly back away from the ledge... the water is too cold in the Hudson if those makeshift wings don't work.... or even worse, if you catch a good wind and that gorilla glue holds up, you could make it all the way to Newark... wouldn't want you landing there... you'll need a lot more than Xanaxxxxxxxxx.... I am assuming you're on the south side of the GWB.... (Upper or lower level??? ~ LOL)