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Lowman's All-In-One! LMAO
Posted On: 10/13/2012 7:14:11 PM
Post# of 99
Posted By: lowchevyman
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

.

Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

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Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this

prestigious firm for over ten years.

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Boss: Yes.

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Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.

I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to

you first.

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Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just

not the right time.

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Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current

economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must

also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty

to this company for over a decade.

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Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want

to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise

and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

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Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

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Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

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Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and

the Mortgage Company!


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