More Haha's ... Italian style.

Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: Forget about it.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew?
A: Olive Garden

Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia?
A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.

Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye?
A: "BANG"!

Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish?
A: A social climber.

Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: A pastatute.

Q: How does every Italian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.

Q: What do you call a Roman with a cold?
A: Julius Sneezer