Yeah, we shareholders wouldn't want the company to report something like good results that make selling processors seem like a good business plan. That would be bad. It would only lead to bashers being able to bring the share price down. Unlike the status quo of reporting terrible results and needing to change the business model. That had done wonders to prop up the share price. We need to keep the bashers of guard. Shock and awe, I tell you.

Barf.