Have you also tried contacting SAI Corp with your serious question? Have you tried asking whether SAI Corp. was "fed assumptions" by JBI, when the audit on the processor was done? or whether it was an independent third party audit performed according to accepted engineering standards?

Or are you simply reinterpreting the word "assumptions" in the PR you cited for convenience?

The simple fact that your assumptions are wrong underlies your entire ridiculous argument against the company's technology. Call them up and ask SAI Corp. Much better than contacting IR with your questions. (though I suspect you will say "I do not need to..."

"Comedic license...I thought I would try my hand at it."